PINWHEEL FATES

A 3-on-3 basketball sim where the players rewrite the rules. Join the Discord to pick a team, then propose rule changes and vote. Starts as basketball, becomes ???

number nine · Round 17 · 28 games played
Burnside Breakers are your champions.
GAME REPORTS

The Burnside Breakers are one win away from a championship they’ve already won twice before, and the Rose City Thorns just watched a two-point lead evaporate in the most frantic, unforgiving closing sequence this league produces. Game five exists now. That’s the whole story.

What made this one different from the previous four wasn’t the margin — 51 to 49, two points, a single possession separating champion from eliminated — it was how the Elam Ending turned the final minutes into something closer to controlled panic than basketball in any traditional sense. With the target locked and the clock gone, every catch became a firing decision already committed before the ball arrived. Briar Ashwood had been the engine of the Thorns all night, finishing with 29 points in a game where the total score was 100, meaning she accounted for more than a quarter of everything scored on the floor. That kind of output in a game this tight should win. It didn’t. Kai Ripley’s 21 for Burnside was quieter, more distributed across a 3-on-3 system that punishes any player trying to carry a team through sheer volume — and yet the Breakers found exactly two more points than they needed when the target came up.

The series itself has been a slow dismantling of any comfortable narrative. Burnside entered as the regular-season leader with an 11-5 record and the kind of institutional confidence that comes from two prior championships. Rose City clawed back from down 2-1 to force this game. Now the Thorns arrive at game five having lost three straight — not just in this series, but counting back through the stretch run — and facing a team that has won its last three and feeds on exactly this kind of closing pressure. The streak numbers are not decorative. They describe momentum that, in 3-on-3 basketball where possessions are over before the defense can fully set, compounds faster than it does in any five-on-five game.

Game five of a best-of-five championship final, with Ashwood needing to match or exceed what she did tonight while the Breakers have every structural advantage, is the question this league has been building toward all season. Burnside has won this before. Rose City won it more recently — Season 6 was theirs. Whoever closes it out Sunday rewrites what the history section of this league says about who owns this era.

HOT PLAYERS
River Stone (Burnside Breakers) — 22.9 PPG, 6.6 APG
Ash Torrent (Burnside Breakers) — 18.9 PPG, 7.9 APG
Ember Kine (Hawthorne Hammers) — 23.8 PPG, 5.3 APG
Kai Ripley (Burnside Breakers) — 15.8 PPG, 8.6 APG
Rosa Vex (Rose City Thorns) — 22.4 PPG, 6.5 APG
Playoffs
Semi 1Bo3
Burnside Breakers 2w
Hawthorne Hammers 0w
Semi 2Bo3
Rose City Thorns 2w
St. Johns Herons 1w
FinalsBo5
Burnside Breakers 3w
Rose City Thorns 2w
Burnside Breakers Champions
Regular Season
The Floor Round 17

The season has concluded. The Floor is adjourned until a new season begins.

How It Works
01

Games Play Out

3v3 basketball with unique hoopers, special moves, stamina, and an Elam Ending. Every game runs automatically.

02

You Rewrite the Rules

Propose changes in plain English. Vote with your team. Passed proposals reshape the game.

03

The Reporter

After every round, the AI surfaces patterns and dynamics you can't see from inside the system.

04

The Game Evolves

The league becomes whatever its players decide it should be.

Want to play?

Join the Discord, pick a team, and start rewriting the rules. Games run automatically — the next time the Floor opens is your chance to shape the league.